December 2011
203 posts
two thousand and eleven
this year,
I got really distant from someone I hoped to be tight with for a longer time than we were
I wasn’t there for someone. I’m so sorry. You will probably never know how sorry I am because I feel so terrible.
I got the worst grades of my life
I discovered siricha.
I went out. a lot.
I got my first job, ever. It was a pretty bad experience.
I got my license, which was...
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what do you do
when someone doesn’t come through?
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When you stop arguing with someone and they say...
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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lame
laaaaame
The awkward moment when you don't know why you're...
itsmaryyyy:
thefunniestpost:
haha this is so true.
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me. I promise it will stay between us. Maybe people will surprise you.
When your parents wake you up in the morning...
taylorium:
lolsofunny:
Expectation:
Reality:
hahahahahaha
Taking a picture with my friend →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
She ends up looking like
And I look like
And she’s the one saying
”OMG! I LOOK TERRIBLE! DELETE IT!”
And I’m like
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“People will show you who they are, but we ignore it because we want them to be...”
– Don Draper (via thenocturnals)
This guy
koolnaal:
ultimateswaggaur replied to your post: hey you have a great taste in music!
taylor swift sucks and you know it
that wasnt taylor swift u dumbshit -.- and NO her songs speak to us on a different level. you’re just too testosterone filled to see it!!!!
…this is…the man in our family. -_____-
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materialistic
twas a very nice crewneck.
That moment when one of your body parts fall...
lolsofunny:
And it feels like this afterwards:
How can you portray a feeling with a gif…this is amazingly accurate.
wow….. that’s what it feels like
YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES.