That awkward moment...
thebuzzonbee: di2ifter: when seanz0rs learns how to fly a broom HAHA KUYA you’re so cool
happy day! (:
adore my ading already.
day 10: 1 Confession
I often rewrite, reword, redo everything I communicate so as to not come off as the frigid bitch I absolutely, absolutely can be.
If I Die Young-The Band Perry these lyrics are...
$7 AT THE BOX OFFICE! →
I saw someone today. A boy. You know how when you meet someone… and you think...– Angela Bettis in May (via goddessoftheunderworld)
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my...
wowfunniestposts: Worked for me.
Dear world, Why did the hipster burn his tongue?... →
Dear Disney loving conservatives, Who says two men... →
to humanity: you got this.
YOU DO THOUGH. you totally, totally got this.
Day 9: Two Smileys Describing Your Life Right NOW.
day 8: Three Turn-Ons
LULZ brains. brains. brains. Smart guys, ohhhh. a really sincere, gentle smile. THOSE hugs. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
say oh well and move on.
someone from east bay this weekend really influenced my outlook on who I choose to associate with. we were talking and he just reminded me to always keep it hella fucking real. don’t lose that honesty, that perceptiveness of reality. as I move around, I’ll pick up habits and natures from all those around me, and he just reminded me to always remember where I came from and to never lose...
So I wait for you like a lonely house till you will see me again and live in...– Pablo Neruda (via asphyxiations)
day 7: 4 turn-offs
lol unclean hair talking smack bout other people not texting me back icky hugs
i’m not productive or happy when i’m hungry. even when i’m too stressed to eat, I have to make time for it and make it happeeenn because today was sosososo bad. so bad.
I guess you’re just fucking immature. but to be honest, I expected wayyy more out of you.