October 2011
That awkward moment...
thebuzzonbee:
di2ifter:
when seanz0rs learns how to fly a broom
HAHA KUYA you’re so cool
happy day! (:
adore my ading already.
day 10: 1 Confession
I often rewrite, reword, redo everything I communicate so as to not come off as the frigid bitch I absolutely, absolutely can be.
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I saw someone today. A boy. You know how when you meet someone… and you think...
– Angela Bettis in May (via goddessoftheunderworld)
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my...
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Worked for me.
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to humanity: you got this.
YOU DO THOUGH.
you totally, totally got this.
Day 9: Two Smileys Describing Your Life Right NOW.
XD :>
day 8: Three Turn-Ons
LULZ brains. brains. brains. Smart guys, ohhhh.
a really sincere, gentle smile.
THOSE hugs. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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say oh well
and move on.
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someone from east bay this weekend really influenced my outlook on who I choose to associate with. we were talking and he just reminded me to always keep it hella fucking real. don’t lose that honesty, that perceptiveness of reality. as I move around, I’ll pick up habits and natures from all those around me, and he just reminded me to always remember where I came from and to never lose...
So I wait for you like a lonely house
till you will see me again and live in...
– Pablo Neruda (via asphyxiations)
day 7: 4 turn-offs
lol
unclean hair
talking smack bout other people
not texting me back
icky hugs
reminder:
i’m not productive or happy when i’m hungry.
even when i’m too stressed to eat, I have to make time for it and make it happeeenn because today was sosososo bad. so bad.
whatever.
I guess you’re just fucking immature.
but to be honest, I expected wayyy more out of you.