@9 hours ago with 42833 notes
This drink I like it. Another!
I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “
Yeah, that’s actually pretty awesome of him.
What’s even sweeter is that in the deleted scenes, he actually goes up to the owner of the diner and gives her a new mug to replace the one he smashed as recompense for his disrespect to her establishment….
(Source: maxmff, via alifeofhappinesss)
taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist
(Source: slutdad, via creamy-fraiche)
@11 hours ago with 216972 notes
Anonymous said: Hey brah. I just thought of this crazy-ass mind-bending question, and I thought you'd be the best dude to answer it: is it even possible for a guy put a girl in the friendzone??? Or is that just the Twilight Zone???
@14 hours ago with 504 notes
No bro cause see it’s like this: if a woman doesn’t want a man, there’s something wrong with her. But if a man doesn’t want a woman, there’s something wrong with her.
Basically women are always the problem.