a haphazard array- but we have fun here.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)@3 days ago with 134192 notes
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
(via shoutitouttotheworld)@3 days ago with 49577 notes
Anonymous said: so you just did it for notes? wow you make black people look like liars
@1 day ago with 81 notes
So you let a tumblr post about Disney World define your feelings towards black people as a whole.
You sir, are a dumbass.
friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿
(via owldude)@3 days ago with 20849 notes